Jokes for your viewing pleasure...
What do you call cheese that's not your's?
Nacho Cheese
What do you call a fish w/ out eyes?
A fsh.
If your Greman before you go in the bathroom, and your Irish when you come out what are you while your in the bathroom?
You're-A-Peein.
Whats the rating of a pirates favorite movie?
Rrrr...
The Peeing Accident
A man on a construstion site 30 floors up had to go to the bathroom. He approached his foreman and told him that he was goin g down to use the facilities. The foreman told him he was crazy. By the time he got back he'd lose a half hour of time .
The foreman pushed a plank out over the edge of the buliding. He stood on one end and told the guy to go out on the other end and pee off. He told the man that they were 30 floors up and thats his piss would turn to vapor before it reached the bottom. So the guy decided to take his advice.
Suddenly the foreman's cell phone rang and he jumped off the board to get it, allowing the peeing man to fall to his death!
At the inquest an electrician who was working on the 27th floor was asked if he knew what happened. +Not really, but I think it had something to do w/ sex.+
The soroner said +Sex, why do you think it had somethign to do w/ sex?+
The electrician replied,+I saw the man falling w/ his cock in his hand screaming, +Where did that cocksucker go?!?+
there were two muffins in an oven. one leans towards the other and says,"wow! its really getting hot in here!"........the other one responds by yelling,"AHHHHHHHHH! a talking muffin!"
